One time I was cleaning out the fridge and there were all these essentially empty mustards. Like too many mustards. Like 7 or 8 mustards. And instead of throwing them out I combined the remnants into 1 super mustard. It was like a Voltron mustard. It was the best condiment we had. The perfect mustard. I’ve tried to recreate the formula but never gotten it just right. I’m like the guy who made captain America basically.