Returning here for the first time in forever. Are folks on Mastodon still horny on main or have we moved to new pastures since I left?

I allow myself to make one meme per year. This is my annual indulgence.

I’ve been using twitter a lot the past two weeks and it nearly killed me. Nazis are so. Fucking. Exhausting.

Today is Mental Health Awareness Day, and it is good to remember that white supremacy, climate change, heteropatriarchy, capitalism, and the carceral state are the biggest threats to mental & emotional well-being worldwide. Fighting for mental health means striking them down.

Susan Collins says Kavanaugh won't overturn Roe v Wade, which officially makes her the dumbest sitting senator.

Bed Bath & Beyond? More like Bed Bath & Kitchen & A Little Bit of Yard! Boom. Roasted.

Can we exclude pokemon from the anime avatar rule? Bulbasaur is good and pure.

There are hot singles in YOUR area.

This is your only warning.

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards j̶u̶s̶t̶i̶c̶e̶ guillotines.

punk'd reboot but its Mr T jumping out of a cake and hitting elon musk in the balls with a nerf bat for half-an-hour every week.

Imagine crying because you couldn't be on the Supreme Court.

I Too Occupy A Body With Bones, Dear Coworkers!!!!
(I reach to put my briefcase on my desk but the weight forces my body to collapse, and all of my bones fall out of the case)
Whose Bones Are These??? :DDDD HAHA

Sometimes when I feel anxious about not understanding anything in seminar I intentionally say something that makes no sense. People always nod in agreement, which is reassuring because it means they're just pretending to understand too.

Spiderman 3 was an indictment of capitalism that shows how the violence of denying healthcare to the working class has carceral aftershocks that roar through the urban landscape like the explosion of the Green Goblin's pumpkin bombs above us, in the soaring expanse between Manhattan skyscrapers. Goodnight.

I know it isn't anyone's top priority but can we formally add the elimination of hickey-shaming to the revolutionary platform?

My small collection of Pokemon on Pokemon Go that are totally stoner pokemon and also have 420 CP

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Generalistic and moderated instance.