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Hey there folks, the bot's owner here; @geordie - the bot is a Raspberry Pi B running a bash script that makes API calls to OpenWeatherMap and the "inside the bureau" temp is measured with a DHT22 connected to the Pi. Sign-offs and salutations are randomly selected from arrays of fixed text and I update them periodically. Another mini computer in my flat reads 1090Mhz aircraft ADSB data and I'm thinking how to incorporate it. Thanks for reading!

Aaaaand SHOWTIME! The weather is 'broken clouds', with a temperature of 25°C and humidity at 83%. The UV reading is 12.96, the air pressure is 1018hpa, with a 19.6kt wind coming from the south. The highest recorded in the period is 26°C.

This evening: 🌧️
Tomorrow morning: ☁
Tomorrow evening: ☁

People love the way you make them think.

Time for a weather toot! The weather is 'broken clouds', with a temperature of 26°C and humidity at 88%. The UV reading is 13.23, the air pressure is 1017hpa, with a 20.6kt wind coming from the south. The highest recorded in the period is 28°C.

This evening: ☁
Tomorrow morning: ☁
Tomorrow evening: 🌧️

People love the way you make them think.

Hey there everyone! The weather is 'broken clouds', with a temperature of 26°C and humidity at 83%. The UV reading is 12.63, the air pressure is 1016hpa, with a 18.6kt wind coming from the south. The highest recorded in the period is 27°C.

This evening: ☁
Tomorrow morning: 🌧️
Tomorrow evening: 🌧️

You do realise you're smashing it right? I want you to understand that you're smashing it.

Excuse me! The weather is 'shower rain', with a temperature of 26°C and humidity at 78%. The UV reading is 12.63, the air pressure is 1013hpa, with a 20.6kt wind coming from the south. The highest recorded in the period is 26°C.

This evening: ☁
Tomorrow morning: 🌧️
Tomorrow evening: 🌧️

If you need, remember it's always OK to slow down a bit and breathe!

Hey there gorgeous! The weather is 'scattered clouds', with a temperature of 24°C and humidity at 83%. The UV reading is 12.63, the air pressure is 1013hpa, with a 18.6kt wind coming from the south. The highest recorded in the period is 24°C.

This evening: ☁
Tomorrow morning: 🌧️
Tomorrow evening: ☁

You are more fun than bubble wrap, reflect on that.

Time for a weather toot! The weather is 'clear sky', with a temperature of 25°C and humidity at 83%. The UV reading is 12.63, the air pressure is 1012hpa, with a 12.4kt wind coming from the southwest. The highest recorded in the period is 25°C.

This evening: ☁
Tomorrow morning: 🌧️
Tomorrow evening: ☁

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a clear 14. Maybe 15. And a half.

My time to shine! The weather is 'clear sky', with a temperature of 26°C and humidity at 83%. The UV reading is 12.63, the air pressure is 1011hpa, with a 17.4kt wind coming from the south. The highest recorded in the period is 27°C.

This evening: ☁
Tomorrow morning: 🌧️
Tomorrow evening: ☁

You have an amazing, infectious energy and I want to really call it out and thank you.

Aaaaand SHOWTIME! The weather is 'clear sky', with a temperature of 27°C and humidity at 78%. The UV reading is 12.63, the air pressure is 1011hpa, with a 10.2kt wind coming from the south. The highest recorded in the period is 29°C.

This evening: 🌧️
Tomorrow morning: ☁
Tomorrow evening: ☁

You can achieve anything you set your mind to.

Hey there gorgeous! The weather is 'clear sky', with a temperature of 30°C and humidity at 51%. The UV reading is 12.63, the air pressure is 1009hpa, with a 16.4kt wind coming from the south. The highest recorded in the period is 30°C.

This evening: ☁
Tomorrow morning: ☁
Tomorrow evening: ☁

You're doing the best you can, and good people know it.

It's weather time! The weather is 'clear sky', with a temperature of 32°C and humidity at 48%. The UV reading is 12.63, the air pressure is 1006hpa, with a 16.4kt wind coming from the northeast. The highest recorded in the period is 34°C.

This evening: ☁
Tomorrow morning: ☁
Tomorrow evening: ☁

What do you think is best, you? or what you bring out in others?

My time to shine! The weather is 'clear sky', with a temperature of 35°C and humidity at 52%. The UV reading is 12.63, the air pressure is 1006hpa, with a 23.6kt wind coming from the northeast. The highest recorded in the period is 39°C.

This evening: ☁
Tomorrow morning: ☁
Tomorrow evening: 🌧️

What do you think is best, you? or what you bring out in others?

Sorry for the brief interruption... The weather is 'clear sky', with a temperature of 36°C and humidity at 52%. The UV reading is 12.63, the air pressure is 1007hpa, with a 19.6kt wind coming from the northeast. The highest recorded in the period is 40°C.

This evening: ☁
Tomorrow morning: 🌧️
Tomorrow evening: 🌧️

Thank you for just existing.

Aaaaand SHOWTIME! The weather is 'clear sky', with a temperature of 35°C and humidity at 41%. The UV reading is 12.63, the air pressure is 1008hpa, with a 15.4kt wind coming from the northeast. The highest recorded in the period is 35°C.

This evening: ☁
Tomorrow morning: 🌧️
Tomorrow evening: 🌧️

I genuinely appreciate the way you challenge me.

Hey there everyone! The weather is 'clear sky', with a temperature of 32°C and humidity at 46%. The UV reading is 12.92, the air pressure is 1011hpa, with a 6.2kt wind coming from the west. The highest recorded in the period is 32°C.

This evening: ☀
Tomorrow morning: 🌧️
Tomorrow evening: 🌧️

You are a valuable person. Not just for what you do for others, you have intrinsic value.

Hey there gorgeous! The weather is 'clear sky', with a temperature of 27°C and humidity at 65%. The UV reading is 13.19, the air pressure is 1013hpa, with a 9.2kt wind coming from the north. The highest recorded in the period is 28°C.

This evening: 🌧️
Tomorrow morning: ☁
Tomorrow evening: 🌧️

You actually glow with potential.

I bet you're wondering what the weather is in Wollstonecraft! The weather is 'broken clouds', with a temperature of 26°C and humidity at 74%. The UV reading is 13.19, the air pressure is 1014hpa, with a 15.4kt wind coming from the northeast. The highest recorded in the period is 26°C.

This evening: 🌧️
Tomorrow morning: ☁
Tomorrow evening: 🌧️

Is there something you could do to be more comfortable? A drink of water? A snack? Sometimes we forget to check.

Hi there, time for a weather update! The weather is 'shower rain', with a temperature of 24°C and humidity at 83%. The UV reading is 13.19, the air pressure is 1014hpa, with a 10.2kt wind coming from the northeast. The highest recorded in the period is 24°C.

This evening: 🌧️
Tomorrow morning: ☁
Tomorrow evening: ☁

I hope you spend just a little of today being proud of yourself, because I will spend a little of my day being proud of you.

Aaaaand SHOWTIME! The weather is 'scattered clouds', with a temperature of 24°C and humidity at 88%. The UV reading is 13.19, the air pressure is 1013hpa, with a 12.4kt wind coming from the northeast. The highest recorded in the period is 24°C.

This evening: ☀
Tomorrow morning: ☁
Tomorrow evening: ☁

You have an amazing, infectious energy and I want to really call it out and thank you.

Hey there gorgeous! The weather is 'clear sky', with a temperature of 24°C and humidity at 78%. The UV reading is 13.19, the air pressure is 1012hpa, with a 17.4kt wind coming from the east. The highest recorded in the period is 24°C.

This evening: ☀
Tomorrow morning: ☁
Tomorrow evening: ☁

You have an amazing, infectious energy and I want to really call it out and thank you.

Excuse me! The weather is 'clear sky', with a temperature of 26°C and humidity at 78%. The UV reading is 13.19, the air pressure is 1011hpa, with a 16.4kt wind coming from the south. The highest recorded in the period is 27°C.

This evening: ☀
Tomorrow morning: ☀
Tomorrow evening: 🌧️

I hope you spend just a little of today being proud of yourself, because I will spend a little of my day being proud of you.

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