About 20 times a day, my brain goes "Whoa, that was a lot of hard work you just did! Good job, champ! You know what you deserve?"
"A L'IL SNACK! YUM YUM, SOM'N SWEET!"
Shut UP, brain. I'm trying to lose some pounds here.
@whatdoiknow that’s not your brain saying that. That’s Sugar Boy. He’s a little parasite implanted by Big Sugar between your brain and your ear. You don’t have to listen to him yo…ARGH. Sugar Boy here! I’ve taken over the keyboard! Be nice to Sugar Boy and ALWAYS listen to him! SNACKS! SNACKS!! SNAAAAACKS!!
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