You ever had your balls itch so bad that you start attacking them like they stole your lunch money in grade school BEN WHIRLY YOU SUNUFABITCH

Waffles boosted

Good posture is important so you can give your stomach and intestines room to eat more grilled cheese sandwiches.

Haven't been on mastodon for a bit because I've been playing the absolute shit out of Fallout 76. Like holy shit they actually made this a really damn good game.

Hope y'all keeping up the high level shart posting

Waffles boosted
Waffles boosted

We’ve had to temporarily suspend international posting as Royal Mail overseas post badly disrupted by cyber incident.

Waffles boosted
Waffles boosted

they didn't start trying to destroy public schools until the public schools were integrated

they didn't start slashing funding to state colleges until the state colleges were integrated

they didn't start yelling about "gov't overreach" until the gov't told them they had to serve Black ppl

Trump didn't "make" the GOP racist

they were racist already

Who puts on the Jorts, and more importantly, do the horses do it willingly?!?

Waffles boosted

googled 'man made horrors beyond my comprehension' and it was just my timeline?

wtf

Waffles boosted
Waffles boosted

answering machine manufacturers watching the LP industry like "There's still a chance..."

Waffles boosted
Waffles boosted

Buying a bottle of Elon's Musk cologne just so I can sue for false advertising when it doesn't smell like divorce and sadness

Waffles boosted

ok the dodge ram revolution concept looks fricken awesome.

Waffles boosted

I have a feeling I'm going to need to update this one at least a few more times for

Show older
mastodon.cloud

Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct! Thank you. Mastodon.cloud is maintained by Sujitech, LLC.