Waffles @wafflesid@mastodon.cloud
Yes, that is the same bow tie....
Joined Jun 2017
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- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m
90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them
Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m
This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created
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"This is 'Keys'. She keeps putting her paws in the air and nobody knows why." - https://imgur.com/gallery/1OVsa
f'in jortholes.
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I think Mastodon would enjoy my local gas station.
:queer:
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pls boost to make me feel better about how much Bear hates me for trying to get him to take a selfie together 😭
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Group chat before I wake up: 
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Me: HEY GUYS
Group chat:
Group Chat:
Me: 
I've given up on the idea it's ever actually gonna get better.
is this basically it? doing this over and over just for the benefit of getting older?
probably.
Soo.....donut holes are neither holes not donuts. and just what the fuck is a fritter anyway?
there. I tried. take it or leave it.
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daily challenge: eat 4 Jack in the Box tacos without dropping a piece of sauce covered lettuce on your white shirt.
is it possible to eat enough aspartame to have enough calories as a sugar cube? or should I stop now?
oh go fuck off....
Taco Bell voted best Mexican restaurant in the country | Archives | wfsb.com
tacos are just sandwiches.
hey, uhm, hi!
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i lost 2 followers today due to the incredibly low quality of my posts. please boost me so i can get some more followers who hopefully have lower standards
I'm not edgy and funny enough for the fedeverse anymore
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Yes, that is the same bow tie....
Joined Jun 2017
