What several citizens from multiple planets reported as a supernova was actually a controlled detonation of confiscated plasma torpedos by voidcontrol. The radiation from this disposal has been calculated to not interfere with any inhabited planets. There is no need for concern. #detonation #supernova
The illegal transport of sentient beings for the purpose of harvesting their hallocinogenic bodily fluids will be punished as kidnapping plus drug trafficing. Sentences will be accumulated. #punishment
Congratulations to voidcontrol unit 18.744b for 200 years of service! The Dschubba system still remembers your bravery during the nanobot incident of 3319. We're sure they'll find your original body eventually! Here's to 200 more years! #anniversary
The rampaging xeno-creature at Gliese 876 orbital station has been subdued and identified as a mostly hairless mammalian biped. Local voidcontrol experts are currently investigating the origin of this unknown species. All decks have been reopened to the public. Thanks to the colleagues from station security for the efficient collaboration. #outbreak #creature #gliese #publicsafety
We're currently investigating a local distortion of spacetime in the Vega system that caused a traffic jam to form a Möbius strip. Individuals have reported they've been stuck in there, "like, literally, forever". All further traffic will be rerouted through Epsilon Lyrae. Please follow the signs. #traffic #loops #spacetime
Reminder that the abuse of infrared space telescopes for voyeurism is both punishable for voyeurism and misappropriation of scientific instruments. #telescopes
Following today's ruling, posing as a voidcontrol unit in holospace will be treated identical to posing as a unit in physical space, meaning a strict 25.000 hour sentence in an isolation cube. Youngsters seeking to express their admiration are to make an appointment in their respective recruitment station. #imposters #holospace
There's a significant bounty on the group or individual responsible for the malware that has forced autonomous harvesters to produce planet-wide crop circles on the agrarian worlds of the S Cassiopeiae system. Report all helpful leads to your local suppression drone. #food #automation #malware #security #Cassiopeiae
Official account of the interstellar police force known in standard language as voidcontrol. Stay safe, citizen.
Generalistic and moderated instance.