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follow my knzk

hey guys!! it's my BIRTHDAY!!!! ^_^ can i get some boosts!!! :D

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:collar: Good Girl Energy

We're up all night 'til the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun

We're up all night to post puppy

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Sarah “Slut Era” Kite 🪁

four Friday #selfies

i’m old & sad & sleep deprived
& i don’t wear makeup
{except lipstick; but not here}
& i don’t feel like smiling today
but i pretended things are fine for the last one.
#blackandwhite

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anti-CIS bigot :coochified:

boost for "fuck landlords", fav for "fuck landlords". if you do both it stacks

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Mabel

introduction + my music 

hi! :heart_trans: i'm Mabel. i'm a musician, writer, & occasional nude-poster. i'm also a transgirl, horny degenerate, & yet another one of them commies.

i mostly make music as Don't do it, Neil. it's indie pop inspired by emo, bossa nova, video game music, etc. you can listen here:
dontdoitneil.com

i also write & design tabletop RPG stuff, but the birdsite almost entirely ruined my ability to talk about it on social media--if you wanna know more, just ask!

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im the hell dude

i may have tweeted about this but one story i think about a lot is a friend of mine who went to grade school with a kid whose middle name was telemachus and all the other kids would torment him by chanting "tel-e-machus. tel-e-machus. that's his middle name! that's his middle name!"

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Logan Dice

The act of describing a program in unambiguous detail and the act of programming are one and the same.

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fucked about, wrote a good chunk of thesis.

time to get serious and smoke a bong.

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follow spookcentral@cryptids

Doors are just walls you can toggle on or off

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might fuck around and write my thesis

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Bela Lugoatse.cx

I know we've had a lot of disagreements here but I think we can all rally around the idea that Aquaman definitely fucks the fish

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Dickie Greenleaf

and that's why we're starting a new political party: the FFF. Fight the Fucking Family. You have a racist uncle? Burn his house down

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rhiannon

jon arbuckle drank dog cum

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dumbass deadname account

i am cute please tell me im cute

mastodon.social/media/ZFLr2hQv

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online posting soldier

i truly believe jar jar fucked. he fucked padme. and obi wan. i will not be reading replies to this

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@Adoxographer@mastodon.social $5.25 an hour is a remarkably shitty wage for someone who also has to register, insure, and maintain a recent-model car to do the job!

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rosie

I would give ANYTHING to look like this

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Thomas Fuchs 🕹️🔭

When I’m president, the first executive order will be that all computers must have satisfying clunky power switches

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@Gargron if someone follows me and is bothered by something i'm happy to put a CW on it. it's pretty easy to look at the general practice among everyone *I* follow to get the idea of what I should CW.

If random strangers ask for content warnings from users on federated instances who they don't follow then we're saying the most restrictive user on the most restrictive instance gets to impose its rules on everyone else.

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thats praxis baby!!!!!!!

Wow I can't believe Zuckerberg is in the hospital

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