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hey guys!! it's my BIRTHDAY!!!! ^_^ can i get some boosts!!! :D

We're up all night 'til the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun

We're up all night to post puppy

Wow huge if true:

four Friday #selfies

i’m old & sad & sleep deprived
& i don’t wear makeup
{except lipstick; but not here}
& i don’t feel like smiling today
but i pretended things are fine for the last one.
#blackandwhite

boost for "fuck landlords", fav for "fuck landlords". if you do both it stacks

hi! i'm Mabel. i'm a musician, writer, & occasional nude-poster. i'm also a transgirl, horny degenerate, & yet another one of them commies.

i mostly make music as Don't do it, Neil. it's indie pop inspired by emo, bossa nova, video game music, etc. you can listen here:
http://dontdoitneil.com

i also write & design tabletop RPG stuff, but the birdsite almost entirely ruined my ability to talk about it on social media--if you wanna know more, just ask!

i may have tweeted about this but one story i think about a lot is a friend of mine who went to grade school with a kid whose middle name was telemachus and all the other kids would torment him by chanting "tel-e-machus. tel-e-machus. that's his middle name! that's his middle name!"

The act of describing a program in unambiguous detail and the act of programming are one and the same.

Doors are just walls you can toggle on or off

I know we've had a lot of disagreements here but I think we can all rally around the idea that Aquaman definitely fucks the fish

and that's why we're starting a new political party: the FFF. Fight the Fucking Family. You have a racist uncle? Burn his house down

jon arbuckle drank dog cum

i am cute please tell me im cute

https://mastodon.social/media/ZFLr2hQvpxNHYqinxA8

i truly believe jar jar fucked. he fucked padme. and obi wan. i will not be reading replies to this

I would give ANYTHING to look like this

When I’m president, the first executive order will be that all computers must have satisfying clunky power switches

Wow I can't believe Zuckerberg is in the hospital

golden hour 🌞