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doctor: you have less than 3 weeks to live

me: ahem, it's *fewer*

doctor: wow your right

me : .... *you're*

doctor: how did you hear that

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

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just offered this dude a juice box and he told me he was straight... what does that have to do with anything

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ayn rand: hey
gamers: eww politics
bioshock: hey what if objectivism was real and it resulted in an underwater MurderHellScape
gamers: i wish real life was like bioshock... i deserve my brow sweat

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It’s incredible to me that Steven Pinker read Candide in college & realized he could become a millionaire by becoming Pangloss

Holiday depression Show more

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transmisic slurs, transmisia in general, ru paul Show more

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kicked out of church for chanting "Christ! Christ! Christ!" when they light the big candle

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@pbandkate

brb pulling up the schedules for local churches to see who has an electroclash service this evening.

really wanna hear a big honkin' organ just blasting out Fischerspooner's Emerge.

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Just as gays stole the rainbow from God, leftists have stolen mastodon from the tech Bros

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I’m a centrist; I believe both sides have valid ideas, both Communism and Anarchism.

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reminder that when the government "shuts down" it only means they're shuting down the social services that help poor people, never the police and military

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Don't call it a traditional holiday if there is no sacrifice to Cernunnos 🦌

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If I was Scott Adams it would really piss me off that not many people seem to be naming their children "Dilbert"

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Engels: Karl, this "evangelion" is needlessly disgusting and over the top creepy
Marx: Friedrich you are a buffoon, I don't have time to explain this again

I have a coworker who unironically stans for LinkedIn, regularly shares the almost content free articles people post there to get whatever LinkedIn’s clout is, and gets really defensive when anybody makes fun of it. I have to really restrain myself

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what makes tim from work a normie Show more

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