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"double down." Show more

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Une journée sans le touitèr et ses débilos.
Putain ça fait du bien !

Seriously, not enough Shiba Inu's in the feed, y'all

Remember when we just joined this site (like 5 minutes ago) and we thought that people with the green emoji were verified accounts. Good times.

Staying in the election was really just dumb pride

I could be snorting coke off of a Dubai escort's ass right now

and now everyone hates me

still can't believe I got elected

I mean, wtf was everyone thinking

Oh god the Mashable headline is quite something

Et qu'y a t'il de pire que deux bébés dans une poubelle ? Show more

Qu'y a t'il de pire qu'un bébé dans une poubelle ? Show more

You don't need a parachute to skydive; you just need a parachute to skydive twice.