I met a girl last night and i think we're into each other. But i dont know how flirting works, so there's a 50/50 chance i'm just totally wrong

my new years resolution is to be more of a pothead and less of a drunk

2019 is the year i realized virtual rerality speedrunning was a thing

take me to an opulent garden party and put me down with ketamine

pissin & hockin loogies: the post-shower IMAX experience

if you dont have a preplanned suicide pact with your best friend that is codenamed and ready to activate at either party's discretion, what are you even doing

i got a bud vape for xmas and i just keep getting stupendously, disastrously stoned before i can realize whats even happening

you have been visited by the AIRLINE SEAT EMOJI.

this emoji is RARELY EVER USED and thus brings you GREAT FORTUNE. no action is required. enjoy your new good luck.

@m3g5@cybre.space @spookcentral@cryptids.online that is among the highest of their transgressions, yes

Binary people can use they/them pronouns too.

Non-binary people can use whatever pronouns they want because if you try to stop them they will unleash their hellish energies onto you and you will surely perish.

Highschool Byz, drugs 

@Slipperywerm@radical.town ecstatic that you sober for lacrosse. one of our best attackmen would sometimes get stoned before games and rip the same shot from the same spot all game

currently halfway between where i was and where i should b3

@girls oh work emo. The body, the blood and the machine by the thermals is aggressive enough for me to make phone calls and edit spreadsheets while still being sufficiently emo

@girls tomorrow is nearly yesterday and everything is stupid by crywank

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