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cannot shake the dream i had last night: i was in an office, mine, and loads of nerdy men in their 30s and 40s turned up, and started doing loads of intense work, and when i asked what they were doing, they said they were building a microservices architecture, and i asked them why and who asked them to do that and if they could stop, and they just carried on and i couldn't make them stop, and omg what does it mean?

xr in the rain left me spinning - need a break from all the existential dread

All the young people in Hackney know the premium wild swimming spots, it is *heaving* down here ❤️

Hackney Marshes, 8pm, 28C. A woman sits alone, playing the clarinet. A group of men splash and drink in the river. A woman swims past gently. A man from the loading yard opposite shouts “Terry, you cunt!”

in epping, where gaggles of D of E kids are flagging down cyclists to take a look at their garmins

no, i'm not going to use easting and northings, but thanks

just ordered a download link from the ordnance survey which will take 2 hours to arrive 😐

Tom Taylor boosted

“It’s not nice to electrocute people,” and other things you say to your toddler.

she told all about the special cancers while reading crib notes off her iphone 7

Got set upon by a 5G conspiracy theorist at the neighbourhood street party

explaining capitalism to a 6 yo through the medium of the legoland queuing system

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