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there is a ww1 era wizard of oz film with a half dozen animal characters and its just men wearing terrifying full body animal costumes and honestly with the film degradation they just look like cryptids

I can't in good conscience take a photo, but I'm in an apartment building vestibule waiting for a client to buzz me in and there's an envelope sitting on the mailbox, from the Internal Revenue Service, addressed to "TURD".

every straight-ish guy i know has a crush on the binging with babish man. his beard, his voice, his glorious forearms. we long to have him knead us like pastry dough

Yakuza Apocalypse is the most Mastodon movie, I will not be taking questions at this time

cross posting to both mastodon and yelp reviews for the city of Eugene, Oregon

so which one of you is the frog and which one of you is the toad

im gonna take away the white racists' guns, and give them to trans people and poc . the perfect platform, imo

health+ 

barry bonds will face god and walk backwards into the hall

I don't really follow mainstream news so I don't know if this is talked about but indian comrades just managed to stage a mindbogglingly massive strike yesterday (more strikers than there are workers in the US).

Support to everyone involved, you are awesome :blobheartcat:

πŸ€ rat time! πŸ€ rat time! πŸ€ rat time! πŸ€ rat time! πŸ€ rat time! πŸ€ rat time! πŸ€ rat time! πŸ€ rat time! πŸ€ rat time! πŸ€ rat time! πŸ€ rat time! πŸ€ rat time! πŸ€

When you're so jealous of a formerly loyal user suddenly relying more on DuckDuckGo that you resort to lying for attention

A great thing about being a woman in her 40s is I can finally aim past "cute" and go for "gorgeous," "distinguished," maybe even "dangerous."

Greta Gerwig is directing an adaptation of Little Women?????? I am so EXCITED. And so WHITE. EXWHITED.

I was curious about ASMR so I looked up some videos on YouTube. Shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that pretty white women are apparently the best at it?

If I had a hammer
I'd simply hammer in the morning
I'd simply hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd simply hammer out danger
I'd simply hammer out a warning
I'd simply hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a bell
I'd simply ring it in the morning
I'd simply ring it in the evening
All over this land
I'd simply ring out danger
I'd simply ring out a warning
I'd simply ring out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a s

Leftist hot take 

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