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Seems a shame to put shoes on
Happy 2019, Mastodon. We've got this.
@louisa there's a running joke that @soybomb44 and I have where you can make frivolous demands on your birthday that must be met, the prime example being demanding Fresca at any/all eateries. And look what they had at the cafe where I stopped for lunch! I don't know that I've ever seen Fresca on a soda fountain before. So I am toasting you with it for your birthday, may all your ridiculous whims be satisfied.
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Burl goDdamn ivEs
It's my partner's birthday today, if you want to wish @soybomb44 a happy birthday, toot him the plot of your favorite Poirot book/episode/fanfic/fanfic that you wrote in your brain just now
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Someone who follows me on Twitter is a cop
What does Gritty's voice sound like? I imagine the lead singer of King Diamond
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