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Nature: ok little guy, so do you want to hop or scurry or burrow or--
Bat: fl.y
Nature: um, you mean "glide?"
Bat: FLY
Nature: Listen, there aren't any other mammals that--
Bat: :hacker_f: :hacker_l: :hacker_y:
Nature: For fucks sake FINE, you can fly
Bat: thank

@tessaracked

Nature: dammit okay, you're up next -- you're the, uh, platypus -- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

Bat: *soft cackling in the distance in the ultrasound ranges*

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