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Nature: ok little guy, so do you want to hop or scurry or burrow or--
Bat: fl.y
Nature: um, you mean "glide?"
Bat: FLY
Nature: Listen, there aren't any other mammals that--
Bat: :hacker_f: :hacker_l: :hacker_y:
Nature: For fucks sake FINE, you can fly
Bat: thank

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How about some boosts for a "super-cool" enby who has their library card number memorized

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My peak soda experience is a fountain where I can get refills. Start with 80-20 mix of Diet Coke-lemonade. After drinking that, use the "soda" button for club soda with just a splash of Sprite. I will not be taking questions at this time, thank you.

Does anyone else have a family (of origin) who inspire emotions in you that are so strong and conflicting that you feel the need to curl into a ball before, during, and after any and all interactions?

Sometimes a family can be 41 unknowable beings from different parts of life and one massive swarm of bees, and that’s beautiful

it's the 17th of Daily Duck December. i do not have a clever caption, i am simply in awe of the amount of friendship energy this image gives off

It went well and they liked it a lot, thank the gods

My family flew halfway across the country to see my play today, please send me Good Vibes

a gender trinary does not solve the problems of a gender binary.

this post brought to you by nb gang

🍆 oh fuck oh my god my dick is so huge oh my god

The Faculty is the only movie where Clea Duvall gets a freeze frame introduction and her name is STOKELY, which is why it won best picture that year.

If you go down to the river
Bet you're gonna find some people who live
If you find dead people
Please call the police
The river murderer is at it again

This is a semi-private instance. It exists for furries who want a place where they can speak like adults without worrying that they could be censored

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Spending the weekend with my parents, I cannot think of a more opposite experience to Mastodon

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hi dont send fat jokes to me, whether theyre about my cat or me, i really do not fuck with anyone who says fat jokes thanks

Watch out boy, she'll snoot you up

Oooohhh here she comes

She's an anteater

Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties

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