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Hey friends :ablobowo:

Did you know that um :blobthinkingsmirk:

My new main is @tessaracked :blobwizard:

The admin for mastodon.cloud is an app development company or some shit :blobunsure:

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Nature: ok little guy, so do you want to hop or scurry or burrow or--
Bat: fl.y
Nature: um, you mean "glide?"
Bat: FLY
Nature: Listen, there aren't any other mammals that--
Bat: :hacker_f: :hacker_l: :hacker_y:
Nature: For fucks sake FINE, you can fly
Bat: thank

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How about some boosts for a "super-cool" enby who has their library card number memorized

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Hey friends :ablobowo:

Did you know that um :blobthinkingsmirk:

My new main is @tessaracked :blobwizard:

The admin for mastodon.cloud is an app development company or some shit :blobunsure:

Hey friends :ablobowo:

Did you know that um :blobthinkingsmirk:

My new main is @tessaracked :blobwizard:

The admin for mastodon.cloud is an app development company or some shit :blobunsure:

I'm doing it, I'm moving to witches.live as a main instance. Mastodon.cloud is admin'ed by a for-profit company and that's fucking weird.

Seriouspost to other dudes--

One way to help trans people is being socially open with your own emotions. Talking about how things make you feel, or when things hurt you, really helps trans guys feel normal.

I really struggle a lot with feeling not-really-a-guy because something hurt me. You all being open is a reassuring example sometimes. 🙏🏼

*j jonah jameson voice* i need boosts! boosts on mastodon!

annihilation was filmed in my backyard. no CGI was used. welcome to australia cunts

Buzzfeed Quiz: Pick between Fleetwood Mac's Landslide and Smashing Pumpkins cover of the same song and determine whether or not you're allowed in my house!

I have never misspelled a word. Would you tell Jackson Pollack he "spilled some paint"? No that'd be dumb

*talking to a lesbian couple* So which one of you is the Instagram husband

just drank some paper milk, which is what I call a dollar bill in a glass of milk

complaining about medicine 

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complaining about medicine 

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Have you seen the one where he gives his cows a remote controlled ball for Christmas?

youtu.be/ZhIxPX0j_1E

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