You: tooting
Me: Having an existential crisis about what constitutes a shitpost, also tooting.

I'm having a very difficult time customizing the css on my new mastodon instance.

::watches a football commercial::

I don't like this *at all*.

A Mastodon instance but everyone (me) is muted by default and you have to go in and selectively unmute people.

When a company you respect gives you a personalized rejection to your job application.

#pol #austrianpol 

How I entertain myself:

See on a bag of chips that coconut is listed as a tree nut. I think, no way is a coconut a tree nut like an almond. I look it up. It's not.

It's a stone fruit, _like a peach_. The part we get is the equivalent of a peach pit. πŸ‘

Also, a coconut palm tree is not a proper tree (!), it's a woody perennial monocotyledon. 🌴

Also, the name "coco" in Portugal also refers to ghosts (!) and jack-o-laterns come from Portuguese "coco" vegetables with candles in them (!). FACTS

Yalls icon is cute but

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How are these people going to have thousands of posts that they made and following ten people. Y THO

One thing I don't understand, is if social media isn't the right place to rant, does that mean that there's really just no right place to rant? What am I supposed to do, bottle up all my thoughts and send them out to sea? 🌊 πŸ›₯ 🍢 πŸ˜• 🌊

I can't think of a clumsier animal than a ferret. 🐍🐭

Yikes that avatar was from my last job. :grimace:

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