Stan Hamil @stanhamil@mastodon.cloud

@gargron I’ve forgotten which email address I used to sign up with as I’ve been using a third party app to access the service. Could you please send an email to the address for my account so I know which one I used and reset my password?

There’s a nice sense of liberation here. No one knows me and the sheep I’ve left behind on Fuckbook won’t dare leave Fuckbook because the internet (or a meme) hasn’t told them to.

I can’t get on with cling film. The stuff has so much potential but it always refuses to cooperate.
I don’t expect much from cling film, but I do expect it not to ping back and cling it’s self to its fucking self. Cling film can fuck off- tin foil is the way forward.

Greedy fucker wants to stay in the shed and guard the festive grub but I know his game. He ain’t fooling nobody.

Fridge is full of Christmas gumph so I’m using the shed as a pantry. It’s perfectly hygienic; the bucket which forms my outside toilet is at the other end of the shed.
It’s like being in the olden days, innit?

Got some #AirPods for #christmas. I always thought they were a bit wanky when I saw people walking around with them but they’re actually really good bits of kit. Welcome to the wanky movement #AirPodwanker #iostwat #applecunt #productswearword

I’ve just discovered pink gin. I’ve never even tried gin before (had previously heard lies about it making you sad) but this pink nonsense makes me rather chipper. #pinkgin #ftw

I just bought the #transfotmers 5 movie box set on #iTunes for £15. That’ll sort me for a few hours...

Ooh- Christmas Time by The Darkness has just come on. It’s the first time I’ve heard it this year and if you ask me, it’s a true modern classic Christmas song 🎶
If you don’t ask me, fuck you 🖕🏻

#TheDarkness #ChristmasTime #Christmas

Ok, I’m #newhere so please be nice to me.
I used to do lots of #Twitter but then it went all wanky.
I’m deleting my #Facebook account because I’m fed up with the false pretences of “friends” and the endless privacy-raping by Mark Zuckerberg.
Mastodon seems to be the way forward, so here I am.
I’d love to set up my own instance but I only have a shared-hosting platform so I don’t think it’ll work. Anyway, #hello internet fuckers...

Oh good- none of those shitty, generic “we wish you a Merry Christmas” posts on here.
Send personal messages or don’t send any at all, you self-righteous fuckwits.

I’m liking this a lot...

Hi! This is my first post