part-time bad post machineshe/herboosts always ok
So I made a Retrospring I guess. Yall can ask me stuff.https://retrospring.net/soft_maya
anyway boost this post if you love sipping some bean sauce in the morning to wake up
do ya ever just wake up one day and have BIGG tiddy
Yall think mirrors are bad but seeing and hearing yourself on a video chat application is actually a form of torture banned in over 20 countries
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the glans is the nipple of the dick
Zeus is the original hornt masto furry
The café? I can't, I'm on tea-blockers
Just asked my phone to "scream at me when the clock chimes noon" and it actually understood that and set an alarm like I wanted
*I walk into the gender clinic* good day, doctors, I've heard this is where you inject me with gay chemicals to make me grow cat ears?
This year has been the guest rapper interlude in the pop song of my life
Do I buy a capture card so I can start streaming and complete my transformation into a proper e-thot
I say ｄｅｓｕ you say ｎｙａ:ＤＥＳＵ!
Okay but water tastes different when you drink it from a mug. My friends are gaslighting me into their "water tastes the same no matter the container" worldview but I will not fall prey to their lies.
what idiot called it trans-masc hrt and not code injection to perform privilege escalation
No, I have not read the magna carta. I’ve only just finished the anime carta.
“As you can see you’re all handcuffed to your chairs, you each have a hacksaw, the first one to saw off your own hand gets to know the gender of the baby”
*they all start frantically sawing*
tfw you feel bad because you're feeling bad and that's bad so you feel worse
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Bread Meats Bread has lost its fucking mind
Generalistic and moderated instance.