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i will never respect wikileaks until they reveal the colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices

this program of ruining conservatives' dinners is a false flag operation by deep state republicans who want to make liberals seem inconsiderate

a fox keeps bringing balls into my friends garden. name something more pure than that

hi hi i decided to join butts.team because it is the best named instance
catch me at butts.team/@shaggyringtones

thinking about paying my employees 5p above minimum wage so i win a bunch of best employer awards

sorry ive been so offline recently but i live in the uk and i was thrown in jail for thinking of the word christmas

always wanna world is a fuck but never world is a make love

while you were constantly migrating accounts i studied the blade

[my shitty toot gets 2 favs] that one was just for the 'real fans'

whoah ay, wait, whoa. slow down. ok can someone pls explain all the news to me in very basic terms from the very beginning

subscribe to presidential alert prime to find out your gonna die up to 10 minutes before everyone else

while you were constantly migrating accounts i studied the blade

mi casa? not su casa. that shit is mine dog. back off

like a cat out of hell i'll be jon drinking odie's cum

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