who else is excited about new modular mac pros in at least a year from now?
@sergio Good for you. I'm not sure how your lack of respect for reasonably intelligent grammar and language affects me in the slightest.
Anyone familiar with how Mastodon works? What happens if whoever runs the instance I'm on decides to shut it down?
Shout out to ppl who sign up just to get a name and swear they'll come back once the service is popular.
take a drink every time someone figures out what the federated timeline is.
how about a gif
I was around for early 2007 twitter. This reminds very much of those days. Except I'm older.
Do we get to make up national holidays like on twitter?
I feel like mastodon is a featureless black monolith and we're all just monkeys yelling at it.
Good news is that at some point one of us hits the other over the head with a bone.
This is it guys. an uncensored place free from the shackles of twitters capitalist feathers. you can say ANYTHING.
*posts link to tech news blog*
mastodon sucks
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
U have to tell me if ur a cop.
I find that when someone follows me on here I'm all like "Hi! welcome. Here's a block of cheese. Bathroom's down the hall" On twitter it's more like "are you a cop?"
Just kidding. I love monetizing. Let me tell u guys about blue apron...
I can hear the marketing disrupeneurs typing up their hot takes on monetizing mastodon. "you won't guess what social media site ur business should be on"
Mastodon't
I'm over at mastodon.xyz they're also wondering if they chose the right instance.
Hrm ā¦ canonical usernames are only unique to the Mastadon instance youāre currently on. This is going to be a huge bag of hurt in terms of impersonation, parody, and username squatting.
