Jonathan @sadcatstarry@mastodon.cloud

Elves are gone. Now only the ancient vampire, who lives in the forest, can protect it from humans.
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My favorite linguistics professor used to point out that the -le suffix implies smaller and repetitive

to cuddle: small, repetitive affectionate touches
to cud: moonsaulting onto your SO screaming “LOVE YA, FUCKER”

just felt like noodling so here are some jerks

I’m proper loathed to ask this because I am very privileged generally with money but I’ve got absolutely none left this month and the payment for hosting 4eva.online will come out tomorrow, if a few people could spare like 50p/£1 it would really be a big favour. It’s only 5 dollars I need to cover.

saw this on birds*te and can't stop thinking about it...

generation Z+++ are serious about their music. Pitched battles erupt daily between fans of elevatorwave and their rivals, the proponents of escalatorwave. The acts committed are horrific, not least because no-one in either group has ever seen, let alone used, either an elevator or an escalator

yelling 'skrrrrrt' as i carefully navigate a roundabout at 20mph in my 2003 skoda fabia, a/k/a 'the whip'

After a virus wipes out humanity, you're left alone on the planet. You decide to look to the stars and travel into space to find other intelligent life but as it turns out, we've always been alone.
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Mood

@bootsy

if you put your mac pro under your desk it makes a very efficient space heater in cold weather.

wa wa wasputin
wussias smollest uwu bean

y'all please CW the 9/11 jokes, especially if its a big meme image

i'm with you, i laugh at all of them, it's Always Funny to me, but it doesn't take any additional effort to CW or at least mark images as sensitive (don't make me force change them to sensitive it's a lot of work and i'm a lazy piece of garbage)