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There are so many interesting, smart, kind, helpful people here. I hope this atmosphere lingers as the site grows/stabilizes

Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We're all going to die.

Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.

Don't mind me, just goin' around muting porn bots.

To run with the notion of sparking discussion beyond Mastodon/bots/etc

Anyone here into , , , or ?

How about , , or ? No?

Maybe , , , or ?

, , , or ?

Maybe some , , or ?

Well, can always default to and


Mastodon Bechdel test: Does your instance have:
- A non-bot talking to
- Another human about
- Something other than Mastodon?

Facebook: Everyone knows me. I am me

Twitter: Some people know me. I am a persona based on me

Mastodon: Nobody knows me. I am a transient, sentient beam of ultraviolet light

Okay, here we go. I've got a buttcam exam tomorrow morning so I have to pour this bottle of laxative in to water and drink. It's 9PM, y'all, what time do you think this is gonna hit? I'm taking bets.

More Mastodon #bots:

@dscovr_epic - Pictures from the Earth Polychromatic Camera on the DSCOVR spacecraft - micropoetry bot - fake holidays - Perlin noise-based textures of tiled World of Warcraft eggs? - Watercolors from the the usda's national agricultural library. - things that kill fascists


If I don't have an account on a instance eg., is there a place I can read that instances local public timeline? #mastodon

I wish I could get these columns in Mastodon to expand to the size of my browser window.

You can prove your identity on Mastodon with the KBFS, like so, if you care to:


Any suggestions on follows? Interested in functional programming, tech and society intersection, scala, go, elixir, hockey, history books. Not finding a ton via the search tool.

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