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@GinnyMcQueen@mastodon.social @stufromoz@mastodon.at so totally fck the Prime Monster Trumbull ;)

So there was this one time, at PrEP camp...

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Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We're all going to die.

Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.

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And if you've seen some of the shit I post on my normal Twitter, YOU KNOW HOW DEPRAVED THAT SOUNDS.

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This is gonna be my After Dark Account.

@Muskie @clownshoeninja Well that is because you are here, Mr Muskie. Just remember to set the toot privacy filter :)

And by special it was... finally catching up with someone after three years. Reconnecting, then connecting in other ways. Then he woke up next to me. And it was nice and we deconstructed what kept us awake until 0530 :) Eek!

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Please help @Raccoon find a job as she is a recently unemployed JUINIOR DEVELOPER

t.co/aRQU9trD6l <-- resume link

twitter.com/ThatDamnCatATX/sta
please retweet if you can

So it is the wakeup day after having one of those special snuggly evenings. Very nice.

@sparrow Daytime here in the land of Oz. Working is... work. Ugh! :) Enjoy the night!

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@Muskie yerrrrp, which is why the list of instances has number of users and uptime reliability.

But that's what you get when you decentralise servers ;)

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Queer, poly trash dating 101: "Omg I can't wait for my date with my ex's other ex!"

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