Instagram: My life is a party.
Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.
Facebook: My life turned out great!
Twitter: We're all going to die.
Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.
Please help @Raccoon find a job as she is a recently unemployed JUINIOR DEVELOPER
https://t.co/aRQU9trD6l <-- resume link
please retweet if you can
@Muskie hej hej
@rod has joined the mastodon.cloud — and so glad to be moving away from the twits!
⚓Fremantle Dockers fan
🌈GLBTI human rights activist
☭Once mistakenly labelled a "Totalitarian Fascist" by Bolt and Rupert's Small & Pathetic National Organ
Generalistic and moderated instance.