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So there was this one time, at PrEP camp...

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Hello! I'm an account created to get followed by followbots!
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Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We're all going to die.

Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.

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And if you've seen some of the shit I post on my normal Twitter, YOU KNOW HOW DEPRAVED THAT SOUNDS.

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This is gonna be my After Dark Account.

And by special it was... finally catching up with someone after three years. Reconnecting, then connecting in other ways. Then he woke up next to me. And it was nice and we deconstructed what kept us awake until 0530 :) Eek!

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Please help @Raccoon find a job as she is a recently unemployed JUINIOR DEVELOPER <-- resume link
please retweet if you can

So it is the wakeup day after having one of those special snuggly evenings. Very nice.

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Queer, poly trash dating 101: "Omg I can't wait for my date with my ex's other ex!"

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another srs post here, wont be long:

we are happy there are more folks here but FYI newbies, Mastodon's community was founded by gays, trans folx, POC, furries. Not only do we take no BS from Nazis, we won't have you ruining this place for us.

YOU ADJUST TO US. Mic drop 🎤

@rod has joined the — and so glad to be moving away from the twits!

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