I just reported this cop sitting way back in a church parking lot since I can see him out my front window. You're welcome, America.

Lots of people seem really cynical and sarcastic about the .

We 👏🏻 took 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 picture 👏🏻 of 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 black 👏🏻 hole.

This shit is CRAZY dope.

RT @Fred_Delicious@twitter.com

I made this thinking it would be funny but now I'm on the verge of a panic attack

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/sta


RT @TheAVClub@twitter.com

Mark Hamill thinks there's a "possibility of Star Wars fatigue" trib.al/VAvvKXx

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1

My account got flagged as being a bot for reporting the Scientology ads. Scientology is clearly a flagrant violation of the rules about deceptive business practices for Twitter ads.

RT @finnthebatdog@twitter.com

Might be the loudest boo in the history of umpire’s. I still love you guys though!! ⁦@MiLB@twitter.com⁩ ⁦@SportsCenter@twitter.com⁩ ⁦@MLB@twitter.com⁩ ⁦@AviatorsLV@twitter.com⁩ ⁦@LVBallpark@twitter.com⁩ ⁦@notthefakeSVP@twitter.com⁩

🐦🔗: twitter.com/finnthebatdog/stat

This same person also once told me that wearing seatbelts is more dangerous than not wearing seatbelts, which is why she doesn't wear them and - if I'm remembering correctly - doesn't make her 9 year old daughter wear them either.

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RT @rockerest@twitter.com

This chick was trying to insult me one time and said that my bike - which she had seen - was a crotchrocket.

Anyway as a general rule you probably shouldn't talk about things you don't have at least some small amount of knowledge about.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/rockerest/status/1

RT @notviking@twitter.com

i chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

vaccinating your goddamn kids

🐦🔗: twitter.com/notviking/status/1

I'm considering replacing my entire lawn - front and back - with synthetic turf. Somebody convince me this is a bad idea.

I keep reporting this ad as it's in clear violation of Twitter's advertisement policies, but I continue to see it anyway.

RT @ProBirdRights@twitter.com

why birds decide to go from being big dinosaucers to small puff u ask??? to. fit. inside. dortitos. bag.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ProBirdRights/stat

My old $14 sale tweet is kinda like my StackOverflow account: at this point I don't have to do anything at all and it just slowly accrues internet points.

So... Movie theaters are easily the worst way to see a movie.

RT @davatron5000@twitter.com

Y'all know you can just delete code you're not using? It's the best feeling.

Also. Y'all know that you can block shitbags on this website? This too is the best feeling.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/davatron5000/statu

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