richardbmcgee @richardbmcgee@mastodon.cloud

Trying to imagine the personalities of all the richass pro golfers that could do anything with whomever they wanted and instead choose to spend their time playing with a bunch of greasy racist walruses that cheat, like the president and his friends.

I originally heard it as "Theydies and Gentlethems" and I have no idea where this was but it stuck with me.

https://t.co/SSHUbgYWVV

Don't envy the tree because the tree is made of darkness. You will be composed of darkness, too, in a while.

bad news, jokes are cancelled because shitposting is innately fascist

Motosacoche motorbike, circa 1901. https://t.co/wZZpv8U1d9

That was awkward. #PresidentalText2018

Centrist culture is performatively thanking Amazon for graciously raising the floor for their wages rather than the countless people and organizations who applied the pressure necessary to get them to do so

even apex predators need their leafy greens

My work is going through this kick where they want me to lick their boots and be a good employee and stop using the printer to post information about unions and also pictures of guillotines.

I rant about smartphone volume control because it's impossible to use a smartphone next to a sleeping person without accidentally waking them up, due to all the arcane minutiae of what sounds can and can't be played depending on their source and who made the app and if there's a silent switch and if there's headphones and if and if and if and jdidjdndnxicu im just frustrated cuz I woke up my gf okay ;P

Theres three kinds of people in the world; incel, volcel, and Duracell™

reminder:

being a cat and staring into the middle distance boost if u agree

don't stop...

#dontstop #dog #rub #rubbing #animatedgif

Art Institute https://mastodon.cloud/media/9hz4Z3I_HEWOfsT9zNQ