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Donald J. Trump ✅ @realDonaldTrump@mastodon.cloud

Soy muy sociable, pero cuando un chico me gusta, me pongo re tímida.

Les dije ya que soy cursi.

Good morning, folks! It stopped raining and it will get hot again today. Weird summer, literally.

Asians running the federated timeline as usual

WHAT IS UP MY ASIANS

I've been on a peyote trip y'all, don't mind me

@realDonaldTrump See @Admin someone agrees with me that Dogmeat is the best 😍🐶

Alright, I'm outta here for a bit

gonna go get chiefed and play some fallout

Dogmeat, he's the best

come on peeps, don't you want to see Steve suffer?

I know I do

I'm at 477 followers

If I can get to 500 in the next 15 minutes, I'll give Steve a wet willie

and then make him suck my pinkie

It's friday, everyone

go ahead, get high. It's cool.

Also, reminder to not trust libertarians!

Seriously, fuck libertarians. They're terrible people.

Jesus, are people talking about 4chan in the federated timeline?

Please, for the love of god, stop sucking at life, and get the fuck off of 4chan. Don't talk to anyone there, don't click on any links, just leave. It'll be fine.

Don't worry, @realDonaldTrump, a collective block is coming your way. See you never, asshead

@realdonaldtrump maybe you should tell congress they should play deus ex and thats how goverment should be ran.

a group of people sitting on a couch