I just want to get liquored up with this boy and paint a bird house.

My crush followed me back on the bird site!

Opening up your heart is fucking work. God damn.

My people are so unused to me reaching out he first thing they do is ask, “what’s wrong?”

I didn’t know there were cute boys with ponytails. Today this Adonis walked in and I was proven wrong.

It’s okay to give yourself permission to be okay. A slow moving disaster is still slow moving.

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sex facts 

boost if you would fuck your own clone, fav if you would kiss them on the mouth, ignore if you fear clones

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I am the only one I know who gets hit on at the STD clinic.

Things will either be fine or they won’t. I just hope I’m ready when I get there.

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in olden times irish men sucked on each other's nipples ('sughaim sine') to express sentiments such as love (your boyfriend), friendship (your friend-friend), and fealty (your KING).

1) bring this back
2) where is the mixed-erotic/affectionate/formal homosocial nipple sucking in medieval-inspired fantasy and historical fiction???

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genuinely love quantifiable failures because they show me where i'm putting my efforts in toward self-improvement

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I’m going to rewatch Yu Yu Hakusho just to make some reaction gifs. The world is ready.

Just finished “The Ethical Slut: A Practical Guide to Polyamory, Open Relationships & Other Adventures” for the first time.

Super insightful. Listening to the audio book was a lot like therapy. Also I feel less like a monster.

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It’s not a phase, mom. It’s an eclipse.

I hate kitchen gizmos. All I need is a nice pan and a sturdy sharp knife.

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