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Them: I'm sorry, sir, the tires you ordered didn't arrive, but we have these others.
Me: No problem, they're the same price, so go ahead.
Them: Actually, these tires cost $20 more per tire.
Me: No, really, they're the same price.
Them: Yes, sir. They're the same price.
@geobabbler *waves hand in front of them* "They the same price." "Yes sir, they're the same price. Move along, move along."
@quix It didn't hurt that there's another tire place literally across the parking lot. :)