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Is she, you know, *mimes severing the chain of causality, untethering their world from the cyclical nature of a grand design to be able to circumvent disaster and ultimately drag god out of heaven and kill him* a lesbian?

seeing some guy on my university's discord complaining about how biden will arrest him for speaking out against trans people and immigrants, then checking his roles and seeing that he's a grad student in the school of social work

i think that any conservative who tries to become a social worker should be kicked out of their universities

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me to non republicans: there is a lot of work to do that electing one guy wont fix

me to republicans: hahahahahahaha are you gonna cry. are you gonna shit your pants

Developers not using immovable splash screens that draw over everything challenge 2020

@RussellsBarbershopQuartet @starwall no im serious, gary larson made a joke about it in a far side strip and scientists realized that they didn't have a name for it yet so they just ran with it

Started learning tame Impala's less i know the better on bass last night. Chorus was really easy and fun, verse was a bit tricky. Starting to nail down the first verse today, maybe second verse will come tomorrow.

To the candidates on my ballot: Get green, get woke, or get lost

Tired: abolish daylight savings time
Wired: daylight savings time, but roll the clocks back an hour every fall *and* every spring

In six years we'll all be night owls by default. Sorry morning people, you've had your time.

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Tired: abolish daylight savings time
Wired: daylight savings time, but roll the clocks back an hour every fall *and* every spring

All we hear is
Radio meow meow
Radio mew mew
Radio meow meow

That popular vote pact is on my ballot. I don't particularly like popular vote for a number of reasons but at least it's better than ::gestures broadly::

Spent too much time trying to get my midi keyboard to work with Linux yesterday. Solution? Don't use a bad cable!

Let's break the silence and learn, listen and talk more about these inequalities. This is why it's important to include the I in the LGBTIQA+ acronym. βœŠπŸ»πŸ’›πŸ’œβœŠπŸ» 8/8
#QUILTBAG #RadicalSolidarity #withintersex

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