Prof. Stoke @professor_stoke@mastodon.cloud

i dunno maybe im just feeling a little insecure...i was told that by the time I'm 25 I'm supposed to be saving 20% of my income monthly, have sums of money acquired via land speculation, and be in a secret triumvirate with a general and the leader of a church...im doing none of those

All sel's toots bound in a beautiful coffee table book

@OCRbot

@ceejbot Brash Doordash cash slash balderdash makes splash, leads to backlash and slapdash rehash.

the governor of puerto rico mocked victims of hurricane maria and made a lot of homophobic jokes about ricky martin and now ricky martin was leading the charge in the #rickyrenuncia protests :) hell yes

While it is not uncommon for Japanese merchandise to romanize Yoshi's name as "Yossy", a 1992 set of officially licensed Yoshi's Cookie boxes took an even greater liberty with the spelling and romanized it as "Yussy". https://t.co/P7i1VNe4wE

Set the dial just a smidge under half, then hit the striker.

And now you’re ready to head into the pits!

First put a few chunks of calcium carbide in the bottom of the lamp. Then fill the top reservoir with clean water.

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@dankwraith these subgenre names are getting out of hand.

I mean, really, "ambient music after getting hit by a car"?

school cryptid

"But almost a quarter of the company’s revenue comes not from users directly, but through the use of their data for things like advertising or partnerships with other companies."

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people would look and point. They'd whisper to each other "have they really broken Enkidu the wild man? Look how he clothes himself. He has been tamed!"