before word scientists invented "bad to the bone" people had to say "my skeleton loves doing crimes"

Skrillex songs, but after the drop it suddenly transitions to a motorik beat a la the second half of Lo Boob Oscillator by Stereolab

exercise 

Doesn't steam realize that 2019 is the year of Linux on the desktop?

Keanu Reeves is really inspiring to me, you know? It’s like, if an extremely handsome guy with a great personality can become a huge star, then maybe there’s hope for me after all?

every time i start losing at badminton i say “well this is just going from badminton to worseminton” and none of my friends want to play badminton with me anymore

I was there in August '18.
I was there at the first dunk on Wil Wheaton
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the tumblr kids who use the local like a chat room
I'm losing my edge to the clout seekers who can tell me every member of every discord group for the last six months
I'm losing my edge.

Elephants beaten and jabbed by handlers to 'play games' in horrifying footage

A disturbing video from Nepal shows a number of elephants, forced to take part in the Chitwan Elephant Festival, being hit and gouged with sharp bullhooks, sticks, and other weapons, and their ears being violently pulled. Read Full Article at RT.com

rt.com/news/462331-elephants-b

grief 

time for crab 

@peach yup. chock full o' nuts, regular and decaf. comes in mugs from local insurance companies

welcome to Perfectly Average Foods. What would you like to eat

can we as a society finally acknowledge that touch screens are worse than physical buttons in most applications

RT @edbott@twitter.com
Harry Truman got it right in (checks date on clipping) 1952, when news accounts proclaimed "“Republicans are determined to paint Democrats as out-of-control, out-of-their minds socialists.”

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