Patrick Andersen @pocketpc_@mastodon.cloud
twitter.com/pocketpc_
How I see witches.town
nap pile
mastodon is twitter if twitter was just people talking about installing their own twitter instance
(four months later, still squeaking)
Back when I was active on Usenet it was considered pretty normal to have house rules for any newsgroup, you were also expected to refrain from posting long enough to notice and learn the unspoken customs (this was called "lurking").
Nowadays people see it as an orchestrated attack against free speech, shout references to 1984, and threaten to move elsewhere.
Yet the ones asking us all to behave politely are called "hypersensitive"?
@nightpool *hushed voice* Is…is that a florpy disk?
I will never get tired of watching this. florps 4ever
https://cybre.space/media/SoNFN1HPdYJPjsWkMKU
(gif warning)
is it true that mastodon is actually a psyop created by hover and namecheap to spur people into paying crazy prices for hip domain names such as "balls.hypno.gongle.sigil", "godzone.fuck" and "will.i.am.shitner"
kɜ:ʳ 
Welcome to the Federation.
Please pick your instance.
#hackers
https://cybre.space/media/gcoSHBE94ltKEzzjbFw
If you add courage to anything bad you can make it so people think it's a good thing. Show more
If you add courage to anything bad you can make it so people think it's a good thing. Show more
What's in the box?!?! Show more
My son put a new sign on his bedroom door. I don't like the look of this.
im an anti-vaxxer: i stronly believe that 'vaxxine' is not the correct way to spell 'vaccine'
werewolf instance that's only open for reg during a full moon
Excellent work by @TheAdmin to keep mastodon.cloud up and running and surpassing 10,000 sign ups. Let's continue to contribute to allow us to welcome tens-of-thousands more onto our instance!
*i'm in voice* i'm in
:ballot_box_with_check: likes are now florps
:ballot_box_with_check: timeline goes sideways
https://cybre.space/media/s8KxhXtJBs27X92N9L8
A giant mastodon with warp nacelles appears on the screen with "William Shatner" on the hull in giant black letters.
A federation ship. They found William Shatner.
