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He looked out of the window on New Year's Day and saw flying cars. He summoned his digital assistant.
"What future is this?"
"It is 2019."
"Doesn't narrow it down much."
"It is a future that can be changed."
"For the better?"
"For the better."
"Right, let's do that."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Techbro snark 

Techbro: Ugh, if you can't even Google how to use git, or if there is even a "test" commit of yours in your entire history, I can't even help you, there's no hope for you n00b

The same techbro: Actually, you should summarize for me, in detail, all the relevant details of queer history and explain them to me in a way that I can understand and that doesn't offend my delicate feelings; if you do not spend your time and energy to educate me, I—

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What is shaped like a cylinder and is less than 1/80,000 the diameter of a human hair? Why, carbon nanotubes, of course! Learn how we can use these materials to launch lighter rockets and spacecraft than ever before: nasa.gov/feature/langley/nasa- 

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Have 15 minutes to spare? Help us organize what our website looks like in the future by completing our navigation tests - one of which allows you to create the navigation structure you think works best! There’s no right or wrong answers. Details: nasa.gov/feature/help-nasa-wit 

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Batman has most definitely on at least one occasion beaten the tar out of an innocent person, whether on purpose or accident it doesn't matter he's still billionaire-cop--the worst of all worlds

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okay, but have you tried 

unclenching your jaw
relax your shoulders
drink a water
petting the catte

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CUSTOMS OFFICER: Have you visited a farm or been in close contact with livestock during your visit?
ME: [sweating]

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RT @Astro_Jessica
Highlight @NASA_Johnson this week, @AstroAnnimal in the vacuum chamber. As opposed to other photos I’ve posted from training underwater, this is a Class I suit, the rating of the actual suits we wear @Space_Station. One more step toward her launch date coming up this December! – At NASA JSC Building 7

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if I was a wealthy entrepreneur I'd build a children's research hospital & create a new kind of child. totally disrupt the children space

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Me after figuring out that fighting with people online about other people online usually sucks and has no effect on my life except making me mad

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me: i hate repetitive songs it's just how my brain works i guess

also me: playing one song i like on repeat for hours

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*finishes suckin a dick and crushes it against my skull like a beer can*

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