pie bob @piebob@mastodon.cloud

When the tea is good and the house is nice

He looked out of the window on New Year's Day and saw flying cars. He summoned his digital assistant.
"What future is this?"
"It is 2019."
"Doesn't narrow it down much."
"It is a future that can be changed."
"For the better?"
"For the better."
"Right, let's do that."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

What is shaped like a cylinder and is less than 1/80,000 the diameter of a human hair? Why, carbon nanotubes, of course! Learn how we can use these materials to launch lighter rockets and spacecraft than ever before: https://www.nasa.gov/feature/langley/nasa-looking-to-tiny-technology-for-big-payoffs?utm_source=TWITTER&utm_medium=NASA&utm_campaign=NASASocial&linkId=58890591 

Some regressions were discovered so here is #Mastodon 2.6.1:

https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/releases/tag/v2.6.1

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Mastodon 2.6 released: Highlights from the changelog

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2018/10/mastodon-2.6-released/

I feel ya, little goat. We've all been there.

Have 15 minutes to spare? Help us organize what our website looks like in the future by completing our navigation tests - one of which allows you to create the navigation structure you think works best! There’s no right or wrong answers. Details: https://www.nasa.gov/feature/help-nasa-with-its-website-development?utm_source=TWITTER&utm_medium=NASA&utm_campaign=NASASocial&linkId=56818889 

We do not tolerate sexual harassment. Administrator @JimBridenstine is sending a letter to our grantees about federal policies [PDF]: https://missionstem.nasa.gov/docs/Bridenstine_Title_IX_Policy_Statement_TAGGED.pdf?utm_source=TWITTER&utm_medium=NASA&utm_campaign=NASASocial&linkId=56724614 

Batman has most definitely on at least one occasion beaten the tar out of an innocent person, whether on purpose or accident it doesn't matter he's still billionaire-cop--the worst of all worlds

unclenching your jaw
relax your shoulders
drink a water
petting the catte

CUSTOMS OFFICER: Have you visited a farm or been in close contact with livestock during your visit?
ME: [sweating]

RT @Astro_Jessica
Highlight @NASA_Johnson this week, @AstroAnnimal in the vacuum chamber. As opposed to other photos I’ve posted from training underwater, this is a Class I suit, the rating of the actual suits we wear @Space_Station. One more step toward her launch date coming up this December! – At NASA JSC Building 7

Me after figuring out that fighting with people online about other people online usually sucks and has no effect on my life except making me mad

me: i hate repetitive songs it's just how my brain works i guess

also me: playing one song i like on repeat for hours

*finishes suckin a dick and crushes it against my skull like a beer can*