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"Fucking machines" sounds all sexy and cool, but turns out it's just the generic term for all modern paper towel dispensers (as in "Grah! None of these fucking machines are designed well!").
@rhorsman the women's restroom in the back of the building has the worst fucking machine of all of them that I've tried so far
