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PSA: Saying "please like my toots" is literally saying "please like my farts" to anyone British.
@phae **makes a note, also don't say zed, aluminium, or anything about schedules**
@phae Chiming in from Canada, I got a really weird look when I told my friend "Take your time getting ready, I'm just tooting over here"
@phae Means the same thing in the US.