phae-not-actually-here-anymore @phae@mastodon.cloud

PSA: Saying "please like my toots" is literally saying "please like my farts" to anyone British.

Ohh. That's the killer feature I really want. A 30 second-ish post-toot edit option for the inevitable typo.

Bursitis, even. Also, I'm not even claiming that's a lot. I just have really shit legs.

How I always end my trips to Tokyo with shin
splints and hip bursistis. https ://mastodon.cloud/media/GY4maO9iMo2z1xX-5kQ

I've been trying (and largely failing) to understand sounds that are hard to say. Like, for instance, the "k" next to the "g" in "OK Google".

I'm 99% sure that the reason Alexa is sticking for me and Google Assistant isn't is entirely down to the fact that even thinking about saying the G trigger word fatigues.

Anyone know a speech therapist (or similar) I could ask?

http://www.manrepeller.com/2017/04/kendall-jenner-pepsi-ad.html

Sorry, not pointless. Deeply influential.

Also, i just saw that pepsi ad for the first time.

So, like, when Twitter was still twittr, or whatever it was, I'm pretty sure we were all "wtf is this supposed to be for?". But then it was OK because Twitter asked "what are you doing?" and you told it in the third person... eating a sandwich... and somehow that was sticky enough to last all the way through to now with sandwiches AND nazis.

So, what pointless thing am I supposed to be telling this thing now?

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