Paul Bausch is a user on mastodon.cloud. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse. If you don't, you can sign up here.

Paul Bausch @pb@mastodon.cloud

I don’t log in for a couple years and my follower list is gone! Sheesh, never trust the cloud.

So happy I got into Glowing Orb early on the Halloween costume futures market.

Language is funny. For example, why do we park on the driveway but dryads ply warlockry?

cronjob: curl rot tom | grep 'romulan romper romcom'

Gluten Tag, mein Flourlein.

Where are the death metal songs about mowing? Spinning blades, risking injury, gas fumes. And for what? Why are lawns? Why are anything? 🤘

Roses are red. Poems have rhymes. Show more

Docs. [Deletes Account.]

Just realized this should have been "Google's Doc" but I won't beat myself up over it.

Actually it's "Google's Google Docs".

Actually it's "Dracula's Vampire".

Just one of many tips in my forthcoming e-book:

Dads'
Guide to
Awesome
Fashion

At PDX in the non-fancy carpet area. Also my socks don't match. mastodon.cloud/media/BiAxrP3we

Is it just me or is it *always* "truck month" at the auto dealer?