Havent been on in a while. What's happening?

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Heard two random people I walked by today talking about mastodon. The time is now!

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A haiku about getting out of bed:

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

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Okay someone has started to post the lyrics to Pen Pineapple Apple Pen in the feed. Ha!

Well that's my queue. G'night everyone.

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let's learn some japanese phrases!

Mastodon-e youkoso!
Welcome to Mastodon!

Nice to meet you! [for the first time]

Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Nice to meet you! [Please treat me well!]

Issho ni paorimashou!
Let's toot together!

We went over some sketchy stuff in CPR class. It's actually really horrifying all the ways you can mangle your body.

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Sometimes life feels like I'm a Sims character that someone stopped playing as.

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