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Read on twitter:

"Somebody stole all my credit cards, but I am not going to report the theft to the police. The thief is spending less than my wife did."
Henny Youngman

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โ”โ”“
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฒ In this
โ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฒ house
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฒ we love
โ–”โ–โ”—โ”›โ–•โ–” & appreciate
โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ
Johan Andersen
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ”โ”ณโ”“โ•ญโ•ฎโ”โ”ณโ”“ โ•ฒโ•ฒ
โ–”โ–โ”—โ”ปโ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”—โ”ปโ”›โ–•โ–”

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Handjob 

1: It's all about the upstroke. Worst HJs pull down too hard, hurting the skin by the tip. Remember: Gentle on the way down, more forceful on the way up.

2: Foreskin (if present) is your friend, lots of nerves. Feels good when it rolls over the tip. See also rule 1.

3: Tip is super sensitive, don't touch directly with unlubricated hand. You can / should glide over the edge of the tip on the up stroke, so long as there's skin or lube in between.

Most of all have fun practicing :)

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