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How about, a single eyepatch, with augmented reality? You could call it ARG:
Augmented Reality Glass.

And you could have lots of pirate puns to go with it.

Jason van Gumster-OLD ACCOUNT @monsterjavaguns

@viciousviscosity Or color it yellow and just call it the AYE (AR Yellow Eyepatch).

"AR! Lemme have a look at it through me AYE."