A local fencing instructor is found staked out with croquet hoops. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Mallow’s monk who strangely looks like Sir Thomas Mallory, angry that a ban on cheese toasties might threaten to publish spoilers for an upcoming episode of Eastenders.
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