My pal and I are ditching 2 classes so we can spend time in the library studying for a different class. 😂 #AcademicRebels
The demon appeared in the pentagram, studied the lines and glyphs, and smiled. "You made an error. I'm unbound."
The summoner blanched.
"I could torment you," the demon said, "but I won't."
"W- why not?"
"You'll remember this mistake, and torture yourself, the rest of your life."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m
90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them
Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m
This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created
I do hope I haven't inadvertently started a family fight after last night's nonsense where I was all melodramatic and drunk. On the other hand, I have issues stemming from childhood so you get what you give, fam.
Mind you, I'm now in a family where the matriarch wrote fucking books about her own life after which at least one of her kids won't fucking talk to her and everything is terrible and I was so happy earlier and drunk but now sad and drunk
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