okay discovered the weirdest thing in existence outside my town. strap in fellows cause this is the craziest shit

sometimes I accidentally boost things with my dumb clumsy hands and i panic for a second but then I remember this is the good site so it was probably a good toot, whatever it was

Me ten years ago: why does America think "liberal" is a bad word?
Me now: Fuck Liberals. They're just spinelesss milquetoast centrists who mistakenly think they're "left wing."

Every Sherlock Episode:

Everyone: This case is unsolvable!

Sherlock: I solved it

Everyone: How?

Sherlock: With the power of heroin

I need to set up a Reply Goose on mastodon so that people are too scared to be horny at me

verizon throttling california firefighters 

Capitalism will ruin the earth, so overthrow the rich and stop them before they do it brother - hh

The Ghostbusters are COPS. Do NOT call them.
Work with a local medium to open dialog with the spirits in your community.

when are we getting skryrim vr on nintendo ds lite ):<

Every morning my boss takes out a smith and wesson snub nose revolver and fires a .38 special round directly into my head, piercing my brain casing and killing me instantly but do I stop going to work? no. because I want to do the same to employees of my own some day

Show more

Generalistic and moderated instance.