Rockets' Matt Glare @mattherron@mastodon.cloud

I'm just saying that by calling your dumb, archaic, backwards movement pro-life, you've made us anti-life, and that opens the door to some pretty great DC universe images if we just embrace it.

The most relatable meme. We've done it.

Guys, what do you call it when something is both an obvious crime against humanity and also somehow pretty fucking good?

I'm at sports!

In case anyone cares, here's a picture of my fiance and I dressed as Olaf and Esme from A Series of Unfortunate Events on Netflix at a party this weekend. I never thought I'd find someone as willing to do too much work for a costume party as I am. #blessed

I can't wait to get home from my work trip to THE FUCKING MOON APPARENTLY!

perpetual mood

Look who's lurkin in my tree... #Gritty

Yes, Virginia, Krampus *is* antifa.

Me, trying to pose for any picture

Ok, I know it's cheesy, but here's the first time my name has appeared on the cover of a published book and I'm genuinely very proud and emotional.

Finally home with no more trips before halloween and feeling like:

@mattherron Artist's rendition:

Who says LARPing is nerdy?

I do. I say that.