When I was a child, I liked shit like a dumbass child. Now that I'm an adult I'm like "Fuck that shit!"

@mattherron @Louisa is this a new Hack the Net bit because if so I cannot *wait* to hear about it

@Louisa @mattherron I find this song especially funny as a man married to a (non-practicing) Presbyterian

@Louisa @mattherron I know this is the most stereotypical thought anyone’s ever shared on fedi but I would probably go to church more often if the preachers swore

@nsmckinnon @mattherron and if they did cool skateboard tricks in the aisles, am I right

@Louisa @mattherron so you’ve been to Stephen Baldwin’s church, is what I’m getting out of this

@nsmckinnon @mattherron I was going to say "please do not remind me of the existence of Stephen Baldwin" but then I looked him up, and

HE'S JUSTIN BIEBER'S FATHER IN LAW WHAT THE FUCK

@Louisa @mattherron 1) physician heal thyself, you’re the one who reminded me first

2) [Anglo-Saxon voice] hwæt

@nsmckinnon @mattherron "children: 2, including Hailey Bieber" on his bio made me take notice real fast

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