“You there! Boy! Why… What day is it today?”

“Yes, Sir… Well, it’s New iPhone Day!”

“Incredible! Here my boy, take this gold piece my good little man and fetch me the biggest goose at the butcher’s shop in celebration.”

“Sir… I’m a Dickensian boy out on a New iPhone Day walk. I’m not Postmates, sir”

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