@lyliawisteria It’s been a pretty bleak couple of days. But I also believe in the positivity of masto to overwhelm the ickiness in the long run. Have faith. ❀️

etiquette folks of mastodon:

would it be rude to bring my trumpet to work and practice while my code's compiling

I have now, finally, officially, for real, finally, for the last time, seriously, I swear, moved to:


I cannot stress enough that I will never migrate again, because having my own instance will meet all of my needs just fine.

Please boost this toot so that I can get my followers back over there, and go follow me there! Boneposting shall resume!

Yo this is old but I should really start doing makeup again because dang!

[MY GF]: *beckoning me to the bedroom for the sex*

[ME]: "Sorry babe, but I'm
✝️ β­• β­• ✝️ ❗ πŸ†– right now."

selfie, eye contact, very minor lewdness 

This is my cool girl account where i pretend to be cool and not follow anyone on my big account. whats up. boost this shit

empty prisons and put jeff bezos in there bih

you can block me but i will just use my other account and post slight variations on his name. i will never be stopped, not by god, not by man, not by [THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED]

Birdsite + Complaining 

Mother + adult daughter shoots are very precious to me. It's my mom's birthday today, here we are two years ago on her 70th birthday.

Can I just say how amazing it is to click on my ad blocker settings for this site and see only ONE domain being accessed?

Not even my own personal website does that.

Show more

Generalistic and moderated instance.