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It's been a while since I've been here! What's happening ?

"The most dangerous thing about weed is being caught with it."

I called the police about a murder in my backyard. They said they couldn't do anything about crows in my garden. So much for lawn order, I guess.

Stoned and horny and talking to the wrong person. Sigh.

I need to follow more English speakers from various instances. Reply to this toot so I can follow you guys. <3

Sometimes I just want to save all of her pictures. Which I think could be misinterpreted, cause I feel very strongly in the most platonic kind of way.

Maybe now that there are too many members, is it too much to expect random conversation on local and federal timeline? Also not to mention all the language mash up (have we gotten a translator not yet?)

Jean Blewett: All Love Asks

All Love asks is a heart to stay in;
A brave, true heart to be glad and gay in;
A garden of tender thoughts to play in;
A faith unswerving through cold or heat
Till the heart where Love lodges forgets to beat

in 1956, for a bet and while drunk, a man stole a small plane from New Jersey and then landed it perfectly on the narrow street in front of the bar he had been drinking at. Then, two years later, he did it again after a man didn't believe he had done it the first time. The fact that this guy stole TWO planes when drunk and landed them perfectly blows my mind.

mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/cityr

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