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ive got about 40 friends (or like. at least people i know decently well) my age and seven of them are comrades. the kids are alright

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Selfie, eye contact 

i have zero dollars and i’m applying for my first job tomorrow wish me luck

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You know what is better than full employment?

Abolishing work.

That’s the world I want to...work toward.

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making a masto blanket fort. fave to add a blanket. boost to hop in and get cozy

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oh god. oh god. there's someone in my house. tplease someone call 911 im so scared they look to be about 13 years old and theyre wearing a red shirt with a yellow star on it. oh my god. oh my god they have a knife please hurry please hurry they're coming toward my room oh my g

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@laser @muppetbutler This might be anti-woods sacrilege but our desert trees are even better sometimes (Joshua Tree, this past January):

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under COMMUNISM people couldnt PERSONALLY CHOOSE to be HOMELESS and thats why CAPITALISM is BEST

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boost and tomorrow morning i'll shuffle my spotify top 100 and tell you what song comes up. no extra skips, no omissions, no excuses

ok, maybe some excuses

imagine doing literary analysis that isn’t just class analysis with a metaphor or two

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REASONS TO JOIN MASTODON

- I FUCK THE SHIT IN THE CUM
-NNNNNNRRRRRRGGGGGHGHHHH
-HELL REALM HELL REALM HELL REALM

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this is now a bats only account 🦇

rats can stay but youre on thin ice

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my therapist: have you tried yoga?
me: have you tried dialectical materialism?

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any thats enough talk about socialism *starts eating pussy*

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school 

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